If your going to have a conspiracy, having one to cover up the zombie apocalypse would be perfect - Oh, except for the all the decaying corpses walking around - that might be hard to hide.
Cannibals. In Miami. Eating the faces off of homeless people. Is the world getting more nuts or is the internet just making us all nuts because we now hear about every damn thing almost as soon as it happens. Egg - Chicken - Chicken - Egg..... Both maybe?
Time for a grill cheese sandwich